This one's like that ex who was absolutely terrible for you but impossible to forget. Dangerously seductive, wildly unpredictable, and guaranteed to leave you questioning your life choices (in the best possible way).
The Flavour Journey: Blood lime brings a deep, almost brooding citrus intensity—think regular lime's mysterious older sibling who reads poetry and wears black. The scorpion pepper delivers heat that builds slowly, like realising you're falling for someone completely wrong for you. It starts sweet, turns complex, then hits you with a rush that leaves you breathless.
What the Customers Say 'I've never tasted anything like it. It's like a party in my mouth—the kind where you wake up the next morning wondering what happened but secretly planning the next one.'
Perfect With Tacos, nachos, wings, or anywhere you want to add some beautiful chaos. Start small—this one doesn't play games.
Ingredients and Allergens
Ingredients: Cold Pressed Blood Orange Juice, Water, Maple Syrup, Scorpion Chilli (8%), Shallot, Vinegar, Tamari (Soy), Rain Forest Lychee, Blood Lime (3%), Coriander Seeds, Rice Contains: Soy
May Contain: Peanuts, Tree Nuts & Milk
Awards & Recognition Multiple award winner for flavour innovation, sustainable production methods, and packaging design excellence. The judges clearly have good taste.
Why Choose Thousand Apologies
- Award-Winning: Multiple awards for flavour, sustainability & packaging
- 95% Australian: Made in Melbourne with local ingredients (except Tamari & Maple syrup)
- Sustainable: Eco-friendly production & packaging, zero waste
The Fine Print
Batch-made in Melbourne
No artificial sweeteners, colours, or flavours
Gluten-free and vegan
Award-winning recipe
